Maasikasong Maybahay

11 06 2008

takako

Dalawang linggo na ang nakalipas mula nang ikasal
sina Jojo at Eileen.

Kahit mahal na mahal ni Jojo ang kanyang misis,

nasasabik din siyang makipag-inuman sa kanyang mga kumpare.

Isang gabi, nagpaalam si Jojo kay Eileen ,

“Honey, aalis ako ha, babalik kaagad ako…”

“Sweetheart, saan ka pupunta?” tanong ni Eileen .

“Sa bar, cutiepie, iinom lang ako ng beer.” saad ni Eileen.

“Gusto mo ng beer, love? Eto…” hirit ni Eileen
sabay bukas ng refrigerator at ipinakita ang
25 na iba’t ibang klase ng beer na puro imported.

Hindi malaman ni Jojo kung ano ang gagawin.
Ang sabi na lang niya,

“Oo, cutiepie, pero doon sa bar… alam mo na… yung
malamig na glass…”

Hindi pa tapos magsalita si Jojo, eh, buong
lambing na nagsalita na si ,

“Gusto mong malamig na glass, sweetheart? Eto…”

Binuksan ni Eileen ang freezer at naglabas s’ya ng
isang malaki at malamig na glass, sobrang lamig at
nangangatog pa siya sa pagkakahawak.

Medyo namumutla na si Jojo, na ang nasabi eh,

“Oo nga cutie pie, Pero sa bar ang daming masasarap na
pulutan… sandaling-sandali lang ako talaga. Babalik
kaagad ako , okey?”

“Gusto mo ng pulutan, sweetheart?” malambing pa ring
usisa ni Eileen , na binuksan ang oven at naglabas ng
iba-ibang klase ng pulutan-sisig, chicken wings,
chicharong bulaklak, crispy pata, inihaw na bangus,
camaron rebosado, hotdog with onion, kaldereta
at iba pa.

“Pero cutie pie… sa bar… you know, merong konting biruan,
bolahan, murahan… you know…” alumpihit na sabi ni Jojo.

Hindi na nakapagpigil si Eileen ,

“Gusto Mo Ng Murahan Sweetheart? …..

…. T*****A MO PALA EH!
HETO, INUMIN MO ITONG P****G INANG BEER MO
SA MALAMIG NA BWAKANANG INANG BASO NA ITO,
AT KAININ MO ‘YANG PUKI NANG INANG PULUTAN NA
‘YAN DAHIL HINDI KA LALABAS NG BAHAY!
U**L!
‘T**G I***G ‘TO”

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LABIDABS SONG (Love song) LAHAT by Gary Granada

30 05 2008

Gary Granada

Lahat

Ang nalalabing buhay, dito sa daigdig

ang siyang magpapatunay, sa iyong maririnig.

Ang sa Diyos ay dalanging, ako’y laging tapat

ano mang maging akin, iyan ay iyong lahat.

Lahat ng paano, lahat ng saan

lahat ng gaano at ng kailan.

Ang bawat bakit at pagkukulang

ulan at init ma’y di hadlang.

Sa pag-aalinlangan at pagging tiyak.

Sa pangangailangan at biyayang sapat.

Pagbabakasakali, minsa’y mabibigo

ngunit mananatiling pagsinta’y lalago.

Sa karamdaman at sa lakas,

hanggang sa paghinga’y magwawakas.

Walang patakaran kitang tinatanggap

INIIBIG KITA, ikaw lahat.





Lessons About LOVE that some people never understand

27 05 2008

Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can t tell the reason.. but I really like you..

Lady : You can t even tell me the reason… how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man : I really don t know the reason, but I can prove that I love U.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend s boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm… because you are beautiful,

because your voice is sweet,

because you are caring,

because you are loving,

because you are thoughtful,

because of your smile,

because of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man s answer.

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma.

The Guy then placed a letter by her side,

here is the content:
Darling,Because of your sweet voice that I love you…Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like you..Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your smile,because of your every movements that I love you..

Now can you smile? Now can you move?No, therefore I cannot love you…

If love needs a reason, like now,There is no reason for me to love you anymore.

Does love need a reason?

NO!Therefore,
I still LOVE YOU…

“True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away”
************ ********* **
Immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I need you because I love you.’

pon





HAY BUHAY AMERICA / CANADA TALAGA

20 05 2008

Abay matagal-tagal na din bago ko nabisita ang blog na ito. Nais ko lamang ipamahagi ang isang liham na natanggap ko sa aking e-mail. Gustong gusto ko nang mag-abroad din dahil wala na akong nakikitang pag-asa dito saten dahil sa bumabagsak na ikonomiya (taas ang mga bilihin at mababang sweldo) at dahil sa lumalalang panggugulang ng gobyerno at mga nasa kapangyarihan tulad ng mga pulis at militar na sangkot sa holdapan at kidnapan (wahehe wag pagtakhan at nahuli na kayo at daming pruweba) at kung ano ano pang illegal at krimen. Wala nang mapapagkakatiwalaan so gusto ko nang umalis dito. Well habang ng babasa ako ng email natalisod ako sa isang message nna ito. Tunay na experience pero gusto ko paring pumunta sa ibang bansa upang makaipon at babalik ako dito upang mag negosyo. Maaring ang makarelate d2 ang mga nasa ibang bansa…..


HAY BUHAY AMERICA / CANADA TALAGA
A friend named “Maeng Ni” posted this.
Lahat ng sinabi niya nakakatuwa at totoo…

Akala ng mga tao na nasa Pilipinas kapag nasa America ka akala nila madami ka ng pera. Ang totoo, madami
kang utang, dahil credit card lahat ang gamit mo sa pagbili mo ng mga gamit mo. Kailangan mo gumamit ng credit card para magka-credit history ka,
kase pag hindi ka umutang o wala kang utang, hindi ka pagkakatiwalaan ng mga kano . Pag wala kang credit card, ibig sabihin wala kang kapasidad magbayad.

Akala nila mayaman ka na kase may kotse ka na. Ang totoo, kapag hindi ka bumili ng kotse sa America
maglalakad ka ng milya-milya sa ilalim ng init ng araw o kaya sa snow. Walang jeepney, tricycle o padyak sa America …

Akala nila masarap ang buhay dito sa America .. Ang totoo, puro ka trabaho kase pag di ka nagtrabaho, wala kang pangbayad ng bills mo sa kotse, credit
card, ilaw, tubig, insurance, bahay at iba pa. Hindi ka na pwedeng tumambay sa kapitbahay kase busy din sila
maghanap buhay pangbayad ng bills nila.

Akala nila masaya ka kase nagpadala ka ng picture mo sa Disneyland , Seaworld, Six Flags, Universal Studios at iba
pang attractions. Ang totoo, kailangan mo ngumiti kase nagbayad ka ng $70+ para makarating ka dun, kailangan mo na naman ang 10 hours na sweldo mong
pinangbayad sa ticket.

Akala nila malaki na ang kinikita mo kase dolyar na sweldo mo. Ang totoo, malaki pagpinalit mo ng peso, pero
dolyar din ang gastos mo sa America . Ibig sabihin ang dolyar mong kinita sa presyong dolyar mo din gagastusin.
Ang P15.00 na sardinas sa Pilipinas $1.00 sa America , ang isang pakete ng sigarilyo sa pilipinas P40.00, sa
America $ 6.50, ang upa mo sa bahay na P10,000 sa Pilipinas, sa America $1,000++.

Akala nila buhay milyonaryo ka na kase ang ganda ng bahay at kotse mo. Ang totoo milyon ang utang mo. Ang bago mong kotse 5 taon mong huhulugan. Ang
bahay 30 taon mong huhulugan. Ibig sabihin, alipin ka ng bahay at kotse mo.

Madaming naghahangad na makarating sa America .. Lalo na mga nurses, mahirap maging normal na manggagawa sa Pilipinas. Madalas pagod ka sa trabaho. Pag dating ng sweldo mo, kulang pa sa pagkain mo. Pero ganun
din sa ibang bansa katulad ng America ..
Hindi ibig sabihin dolyar na ang
sweldo mo, yayaman ka na, kailangan mo ding magbanat ng buto para mabuhay ka sa ibang bansa.

Isang malaking sakripisyo ang pag alis mo sa bansang
pinagsilangan at malungkot iwanan ang
mga mahal mo sa buhay.Hindi pinupulot
ang pera dito o pinipitas. Hindi ako
naninira ng pangarap, gusto ko lang
buksan ang bintana ng katotoha
NAN


Tulad din ng buhay sa Dubai o Canada, O Australia at Europe di ba?



Ang bottom line para sa akin ay THERE BE NO PLACE LIKE HOME , PHILIPPINES MY PHILIPPINES , BABALIK KA RIN PAGTANDA MO AT DUON MO UUBUSIN ANG NATITIRA SA BUHAY MO SA ATING BANSANG SINILANGAN.





Green? What does GREEN really symbolize.

7 05 2008

Eto may sipon ako ngaun. Habang sumisinga ako nakita ko na green eto hehehe (growse). Naisip ko lahat ba ng secretion green eh madumi? Hmmm… ang kulangot green, ang tae green, ang utak ko green hehehehe 1 thing in common. Eh may nakita ako isang add hehehe lets make a greener world hehehehe. Anu ba hehehe…

SO IKAW… ANO BA ANG STEPS MO FOR A GREENER TOMORROW. O DON’T FORGET TO ” THINK GREEN!” LOL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green

The word green is closely related to the Old English verb growan, “to grow”. It is used to describe plants or the ocean. Sometimes it can also describe someone who is inexperienced, jealous, or sick. In America, green is a slang term for money, among other things. Several colloquialisms have derived from these meanings, such as “green around the gills”, a phrase used to describe a person who looks ill.

Several minerals have a green color, including the emerald, which is colored green by its chromium content. Animals such as frogs, lizards, and other reptiles and amphibians, fish, insects, and birds, appear green because of a mixture of layers of blue and green coloring on their skin. By far the largest contributor to green in nature is chlorophyll, the chemical by which plants photosynthesize. Many creatures have adapted to their green environments by taking on a green hue themselves as camouflage.

Culturally, green has broad and sometimes contradictory meanings. In some cultures, green symbolizes hope and growth, while in others, it is associated with death, sickness, or the devil. The most common associations, however, are found in its ties to nature. For example, Islam venerates the color, as it expects paradise to be full of lush greenery. Green is also associated with regeneration, fertility and rebirth for its connections to nature. Recent political groups have taken on the color as symbol of environmental protection and social justice, and consider themselves part of the Green movement, some naming themselves Green parties. This has led to similar campaigns in advertising, as companies have sold green, or environmentally friendly, products.





Gwen gone wild? ^^, the interview

31 03 2008

Iba pala talaga pag L O V E… harharhar

http://iyottube.com/action/viewvideo/481/hotbabe_gwen_gone_wild/





Alicia Keys – If I Ain’t Got You (Live)

28 03 2008


Mmmmmm Mmmm mm ooo

Some people live for the fortune
Some people live just for the fame
Some people live for the power, yeah
Some people live just to play the game
Some people think that the physical things
Define what’s within
And I’ve been there before
But that life’s a bore
So full of the superficial

[Chorus:]
Some people want it all
But I don’t want nothing at all
If it ain’t you baby
If I ain’t got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain’t got you, Yeah

Some people search for a fountain
That promises forever young
Some people need three dozen roses
And that’s the only way to prove you love them
Hand me the world on a silver platter
And what good would it be
With no one to share
With no one who truly cares for me

[Chorus:]
Some people want it all
But I don’t want nothing at all
If it ain’t you baby
If I ain’t got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain’t got you, you, you
Some people want it all
But I don’t want nothing at all
If it ain’t you baby
If I ain’t got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain’t got you, yeah

[Outro:]
If I ain’t got you with me baby
So nothing in this whole wide world don’t mean a thing
If I ain’t got you with me baby