CRAZY song

6 12 2007

natulala ako dito. galeng





Eto ang LAB

22 11 2007

McDonald’s love story…

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald’s in NY, USA ….on one cold winter evening.

They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.

Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking:

‘Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!’

The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.

The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.

There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.

The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.

He placed one half in front of his wife.

Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.

Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. – ‘They were used to sharing everything.’

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn’t eaten a thing.

She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.

A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.

The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.

After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, ‘Ma’am, why aren’t you eating. You said that you share everything.

What is it that you are waiting for?’

She answered,

‘THE TEETH’

Heheh… True LOVE…

Really kool… Hats off…

— from email uli ^^,





SINK BOW – Akala ko TOILET BOMBING na ^^,

20 11 2007

MAKABAGONG SINK: Iwas disgrasya madaling tanggalin ang bara. Only P995.00 ^^,

Aba eh “TAENG-TAE” nako kahapon. Dali dali akong nagpunta sa aming grandyosong “COMFORT ROOM”. Nakakita ako ng Kentucky Fried Chicken na Bucket. Swerte malaking lalagyan ng tubig kesa sa tabo. Inilagay ko sa sink at binuksan ang tubig sabay upo sa aking trono nang biglang bumagsak ang sink. Hehe gulantang ako kase basagbasag na piraso ng sink ang tumalsik saken.Malas. (Akala ko terrorist bombing na eh kagaya ng sa glorieta at batasan. Toilet Bombing incident na sana eh hehe.) Akala ko di nako maiisahan ng sink na eto(madami talagang namamatay sa maling akala^^,) .Nung una kasi eh nag tu-toothbrush ako press ko ang faucet at viola! Nalaglag ang lababo! Swerte at nakaharap ako sa lababo at nasalo ko sa hita at di bumagsak. Cyempre ang unang sasabihin eh tinuunan ko. (Ano ako si JackieLou Blanco? Century Tuna?) Hehe bawal tuunan ang lababo.Isa pa sa liit kong ito ganun ako kabigat? Nyek. So ayun swerte nga at di nabasag. Makalipas ang ilang Buwan sa kabilang C.R. nabasag ng isang ka opisina ko ang isa sa sink duon. Well di secured sa wall. Hay Ngaun 2nd placer nako hehe. Malas ata at wala ako sa tapat ng sink. Magbabayad pa daw ako. Sana siguradong secured sa wall yung sink hindi yung matuunan bigay na. Pero yun kentucky bucket lang ng tubig walang panama si lababo hehe. Isa pa kung ako yung nagbagsakan sugatan na eh magbabayad pa. Tsk tsk. Buti sana kung recklessness yun. Yung tipong sa kalikutan kaya bumagsak ang sink (sa C.R. nag lilikot hehe). Anyways yang ang kwento ng taeng-tae, sink at ang pagbabayad daw at toilet bombing sana =p? Sana di kami ma disgrasya sa mga kagamitan d2 at mapapabayad pa.

Buti pa tong pusa secured hehe…





Kwentong alang kwenta ni Tiya Insyang

19 11 2007

Halaw sa Funny Komiks?

Tong si mokong nakakatuwa. tira ng tira wala namang alam sa nangyayare. Aba nagkumento sa isang bagay di naman alam kung bakit may ganun? Sa bagay wala kase cyang makita na makukumentuhan siguro kayat kinumentuhan si unggoy. Aba ay nagbanggit ng isang adjective. Hindi nya nakita na tamang tama sa kanya iyon. Babygirl na babygirl ang dating. Hehe. Di naman ganun dati. Ah kase andyn si bubuli hehe.Dynamic duo. Kagalang galang naman noon pero nang magsimulang sumibol ang kakaibang ugali eh nahirapan tong si unggoy pakisamahan pati ang iba pang kauri sa animalandia. Pinagsasabihan ni unggoy itong si mokong upang hindi mapagtulungan ng iba ngunit dumating ang araw na tinabla din ni mokong itong unggoy na ito. Akalain mo yun? (kaya madaming namamatay sa akala eh). kayat ang naisip ni unggoy ” kahit pa anong gawin ko dito walang mangyayari.” Lumaki ang ulo nitong si mokong. Kung makipag usap cya parang bobo ang kausap nya (di mo ngalang maintindihan minsan pagnagsasalita hehe) at medyo may ere na. Lalo na nung nagkaroon cya ng mga taong nakapalibot sa kanya. Mahirap kausap. Akala mo lagi lalamangan. Iyan si mokong. Oras na nasa bingit ka nang kamatayan iiwan ka nyan… (sa nakikita lang naman ha) sabi nga eh iligtas ang sarili. Kaya siguro nawalan narin ng respeto ang iba. Pero lamang salita. TITITIHIN KITA!!! kesyo ganun kesyo ganyan. Hay…. Ganyan na talaga ang mundo ngaun…

moral: stop, look & listen… anu daw? ^^,

Marami sa gobyerno nyan.

abangan… “PROFESSIONALS”

Abangan ang kanilang mga natatagong kapangyarihan…

cast: Delwood professionals (pamalit sa sikat na palabas na HEROES.)





ANG LABO

16 11 2007

SHE IS A WOMAN

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction

She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable……





“Your’re with the “PHILIPPINE GOVERNMENT. .. This time I KNOW I’M gonna get SCREWED.”

5 11 2007

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin”.

“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times.?”

“Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

“Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose d to function; but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

“Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

“Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

“Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state – of – the-art method.

“Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

“Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

“Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

“Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

“Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was…….. God I miss him.

” But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited”.

“Wonderful”, said the husband, “but why?

“Your’re with the “PHILIPPINE GOVERNMENT”. .
This time I KNOW I’M gonna get SCREWED.”





Funny…

30 10 2007

Its funny how people  like them can write very good lalo na sa blog. They can express yung inner feelings nila gamit ang mga naglulupitang mga english words. Napakafluent!!! Ang galing ng mga choice of words!!! yet they don’t know how to communicate. Di marunong makipag-usap ng maayos.Bastos at lahat lahat na.