KABLAG SERTIPIKEYT

31 08 2007

Award of appreciation

SALAMAT NANG MADAMI SA SERTIPIKEYT MR. AYANSTEIN. ISANG MALAKING KARANGALAN ANG MAPABILANG SA INYONG GRANDYOSONG PATIMPALAK. MORE POWER. HANGGANG SA ISANG TAON ULI!!! ^^, SA INYO NA ANG RATING!!!





Poster/signage

30 08 2007

Posters & Signage we’ve encountered during our stay at batangas

Cock House inside SM Batangas City ( for all your cock needs =p)

cock house

I was just having a snap shot of the pegion…

cruelty to animals

While waiting for our Special Lomi at Pangao, Lipa City….
mahal kita posterGloringMarina vr. MulawinBinladen





Life’s Lesson: Wealth, Success, & Love

24 08 2007

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.”

“Is the man of the house home?” , they asked.

“No”, she replied. “He’s out.”

“Then we cannot come in”, they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.

“Go tell them I am home and invite them in!”

The woman went out and invited the men in”

“We do not go into a House together,” they replied.

“Why is that?” she asked.

One of the old men explained: “His name is Wealth,” he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, “He is Success, and I am Love.” Then he added, “Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.”

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. “How nice!!”, he said. “Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!”

His wife disagreed. “My dear, why don’t we invite Success?”

Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: “Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!”

“Let us heed our daughter-in-law’s advice,” said the husband to his wife.

“Go out and invite Love to be our guest.”

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, “Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest.”

Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: “I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?”

The old men replied together:

“If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would’ve stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!”





WISH LIST: KITE SURFING!!!

23 08 2007

I’ve been planning to do this one… uuuhhhh… can’t wait to try it!!!

KITE SURFING

There’s something wrong with this one





300 Movie ver.1.2 (staring BENJ)

22 08 2007

PURO PA NA BUNGOTAN! MACHO PA! ^^, GO BORDS!!!

Mustache,Macho men, Nursing Recruit, etc.





BARYA TREATS NG MCDO(para makatipid)

22 08 2007

Bale kelangan ding tipirin ka sa ulam hehe… malaki pa kanin sa manok ^^,

Barya barya lang!!!90% off (sa ulam hihi)

mcdobarya





TAGAYTAY GHOST STORY

22 08 2007

This story happened a few months ago along the

Tagaytay Road. There was a guy who got left behind

by a pack of mountain bikers. The group was

large and he didn’t bring a cellphone. He crashed

his bike somewhere between Picnic Grove and DBP.

To make things worse, a storm came in. So he

walked.

This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking

on a very dark night in the middle of a storm.

The night passed slowly and no cars went by.

The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few

meters ahead of him.

 

Suddenly, just before the junction going to Manila,

he saw a car slowly looming, ghostlike, out of

the gloom. It slowly crept toward him and stopped.

It was raining hard, wind blowing all around you,

what would you do? Like you would, he got into the

car and closed the door, then realized that there

was nobody inside the car…. even in the drivers

seat.

ghostcarsilhoutte

The car slowly started moving again. The guy was

terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and

running. The guy saw that the car was slowly

approaching a sharp curve. The guy started to

pray, begging for his

life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the

road and he would plunge to his death, when just

before the curve, a hand appeared through the

window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the

car safely around the bend.

Terrified, the guy watched the hand reappear every

time they reached a curve. Finally, the guy

gathered his wits and leaped from the car and ran

to the nearest place where there were houses.

Wet and in shock, he went into a store and voice

quavering, ordered two bottles of beer, and told

the people about his horrible, supernatural

experience. A silence enveloped everybody when

they realized the guy was apparently sane and not

drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked into the

same store.

One said to the other……. …

“Yan! Yan yung tarantadong sumakay habang

nagtutulak tayo…” ^^,

 

 

— from email uli hihi