KABLAG SERTIPIKEYT

SALAMAT NANG MADAMI SA SERTIPIKEYT MR. AYANSTEIN. ISANG MALAKING KARANGALAN ANG MAPABILANG SA INYONG GRANDYOSONG PATIMPALAK. MORE POWER. HANGGANG SA ISANG TAON ULI!!! ^^, SA INYO NA ANG RATING!!!

Poster/signage

Posters & Signage we’ve encountered during our stay at batangas

Cock House inside SM Batangas City ( for all your cock needs =p)

I was just having a snap shot of the pegion…

While waiting for our Special Lomi at Pangao, Lipa City….

Life’s Lesson: Wealth, Success, & Love

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.”

“Is the man of the house home?” , they asked.

“No”, she replied. “He’s out.”

“Then we cannot come in”, they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.

“Go tell them I am home and invite them in!”

The woman went out and invited the men in”

“We do not go into a House together,” they replied.

“Why is that?” she asked.

One of the old men explained: “His name is Wealth,” he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, “He is Success, and I am Love.” Then he added, “Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.”

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. “How nice!!”, he said. “Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!”

His wife disagreed. “My dear, why don’t we invite Success?”

Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: “Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!”

“Let us heed our daughter-in-law’s advice,” said the husband to his wife.

“Go out and invite Love to be our guest.”

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, “Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest.”

Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: “I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?”

The old men replied together:

“If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would’ve stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!”

WISH LIST: KITE SURFING!!!

I’ve been planning to do this one… uuuhhhh… can’t wait to try it!!!

There’s something wrong with this one

300 Movie ver.1.2 (staring BENJ)

PURO PA NA BUNGOTAN! MACHO PA! ^^, GO BORDS!!!

Mustache,Macho men, Nursing Recruit, etc.

BARYA TREATS NG MCDO(para makatipid)

Bale kelangan ding tipirin ka sa ulam hehe… malaki pa kanin sa manok ^^,

Barya barya lang!!!90% off (sa ulam hihi)

TAGAYTAY GHOST STORY

This story happened a few months ago along the

Tagaytay Road. There was a guy who got left behind

by a pack of mountain bikers. The group was

large and he didn’t bring a cellphone. He crashed

his bike somewhere between Picnic Grove and DBP.

To make things worse, a storm came in. So he

walked.

This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking

on a very dark night in the middle of a storm.

The night passed slowly and no cars went by.

The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few

meters ahead of him.

 

Suddenly, just before the junction going to Manila,

he saw a car slowly looming, ghostlike, out of

the gloom. It slowly crept toward him and stopped.

It was raining hard, wind blowing all around you,

what would you do? Like you would, he got into the

car and closed the door, then realized that there

was nobody inside the car…. even in the drivers

seat.

The car slowly started moving again. The guy was

terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and

running. The guy saw that the car was slowly

approaching a sharp curve. The guy started to

pray, begging for his

life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the

road and he would plunge to his death, when just

before the curve, a hand appeared through the

window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the

car safely around the bend.

Terrified, the guy watched the hand reappear every

time they reached a curve. Finally, the guy

gathered his wits and leaped from the car and ran

to the nearest place where there were houses.

Wet and in shock, he went into a store and voice

quavering, ordered two bottles of beer, and told

the people about his horrible, supernatural

experience. A silence enveloped everybody when

they realized the guy was apparently sane and not

drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked into the

same store.

One said to the other……. …

“Yan! Yan yung tarantadong sumakay habang

nagtutulak tayo…” ^^,

 

 

— from email uli hihi

FOOD “DASH”?

Hay kahapon ala nanamang pagkain sa canteen.Gutom nako. Madami dami kami so naisip na din naming mag lunch out nalang. San kaya kami punta? Ayun sa “FOODASH” daw. Ok larga kami lahat papunta dun. Medyo may kamahalan yung food. Medyo ngtitipid pa naman ako pero ok lang kase minsan lang to.

Pagdating namin dun kanya kanyang order na tapos kwentuhan na to the max. Mga 3 table pa lang occupied. Picture picture at kung ano ano pa.

Nakahalata na kami kase almost 30 minutes na wala pa orders nmin at madami na tao.May nauna pa samen na makakuha ng order. So lahat badtrip na. You’ll get fired up talaga sa FOODASH!!! FOODASH ANG BAGAL NG SERVICE!!! ASAN ANG  “DASH” DUN???!!!

Yung iba nkuha na yung food nila kami ala pa eh gutom na so nauna na sila kumain. Tsaga muna ako sa mahiwagang soup nila na dumating makalipas ang 20 minutos.

Langya tapos na sila kumain wala pa food ko!!! Pota special ba yung food na yun??

Hay ako pa huling nakarecieve ng food after 45 minutes. Sweet n’ sour pork. Pinalambot nilang maigi ang plate siguro. Bow.

TINIPID TIPID “PLATITO YAN HA AT HINDI MALAKING PLATO!”

Hay ngaun ko lang na post to dahil ala akong mem card reader. Last tuesday ata to. I was very hungry then and I took my lunch at 3pm. As usual sa canteen ako kakain na sa baba ng building kasi tamad nako lumabas pa. Usual order eh 25 (ulam{pagmamalki ang hiwa ng karne mga 3 piraso lang ilalagy}+rice). Beef steak order ako sarap eh. Binigyan nila ako ng 2 maliit na piraso. Grabe tipid tipid talaga. Nakakairita na mukha ng tindero maiinis kapa sa konti ng pagkain mo. So nag ask ako na gawin 30 pesos para madami.Result? nilagyan ng isang piraso. Tapos siningil ako ng 35. Bkit? kase yung ulam yung 30 at hiwalay ang bayad ng rice. Hehehe. Akala ko 30 lahat kase yung sinabi ko weh Yung picture na yan eh sa maliit n platito nakalagay. Hay badtrip. gutom na tinitipid kapa.

Aba bitin ako sa pagkain syempre. May nakita akong isang malaking bilao ng PANSIT MALABON!!! YUM YUM!!! bale ang daming toppings!!! shrimps, egg, chitcharon etc.!!! mga 3 orders palang ata dun kase konti palang talaga ang nababawas. So indulge ako. Inaasahan ko eh andun yung shrimps, eggs, chitcharon atbp. kase ang dami pa nga at kabubukas lang ng balot. Aba eto result. Parang tira nalang. Isang maliit n piece ng egg. Wala pa yung dilaw.Cost 15 pesos sa platito. Ang nkakairita eh yung i spread yung pagkain sa harap mo para magmukhang madami. Badtrip. Buti pang mag syawarma, syawarma rice, siomai rice. Dun dami pa kanin. Ang malupit pa eh oras ng lunch nauubusan ng food. Di ba nila alam kung gano kadami yung employees ng company? SA PARKING NALANG KUMAIN!!! DAMI TURO TURO!!! DAMI FOOD!!! ANG MURA PA!!! PAKSHIET!!!! Gutom nako. bye kain ako sa labas.

MGA MALUPET SA ENGLISH!!! ETO ANG SA INYO!!!^^,

hehe share lang ^^, kulit ng english eh wahehehe.

The! (“duh!”)

We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, “I hope you don’t mine. Can I get your number?” Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn’t give it back? He explained naman na it’s so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we’ll go ouch na rin. Now, we’re so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I’m 33 na and I’m running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. “Will you marriage me?” I’m in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it’s four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, “Well, well, well. Look do we hav e here.” What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn’t want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don’t want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, “please, mine you own business!” Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it’s not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I’m so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He’s so supportive. Sabi niya, “Look at is this way. She’s our of our lives.”

Kaya advise ko sa inyo – take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we’ll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.

- from email